Where is the Clarksons Farm tour location?
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Every tour is built around Diddly Squat Farm Shop at 5–12 Chipping Norton Road, Chipping Norton, OX7 3PE, between Chipping Norton and Chadlington in Oxfordshire. Two tours start at Moreton-in-Marsh station, 84–93 minutes by direct train from London Paddington; the private car picks you up at your Cotswolds hotel, and the private day picks you up in London.
Can you visit Clarkson's Farm?
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Not the farm itself: it is a working farm and closed to visitors. You can visit Diddly Squat Farm Shop, the lambing barn and the outdoor seating at the edge of the farm, Tuesday to Sunday from 09:30 to 16:30. The farm runs no tours of its own.
Can you just turn up to Clarksons Farm?
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Yes, at the shop. Diddly Squat Farm Shop has no tickets and no booking: you join the queue and walk in. On sunny weekends visitors report 45 to 60 minutes or more in the queue; Tuesday to Thursday at 09:30 is the quietest time.
Is there an official Clarkson's Farm tour?
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No. The farm runs no tours. The four tours on this site are run by independent operators and sold on GetYourGuide, and none of them is endorsed by the show.
How much is a Clarkson's Farm tour?
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From £62 per person for the four-hour mini-coach tour from Moreton-in-Marsh, and £116 per person for the nine-hour London option. The local-host tour is £175 per person; the private car is £230 for up to four, and the private day from London is £965 for up to five. Prices were checked on 7 Oct 2026.
Is Clarkson's Farm tour worth it?
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Yes, if you've watched the show and have no car: £62 buys all eight places from the show in an afternoon, without the shop queue. If you drive and only want the shop, going yourself on a weekday morning is cheaper. Nobody can promise you'll meet Jeremy.
Will I meet Jeremy Clarkson?
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No tour promises it, and none can. Jeremy, Kaleb and Gerald are not part of any tour, and the local-host tour says so on its listing.
Is there a Kaleb Clarksons Farm tour?
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No farm tour includes Kaleb Cooper. Kaleb's live shows, often searched as a Caleb tour, are his own stage tour in theatres, not a visit to the farm. None of the four tours can arrange a meeting with him.
Is there a Clarksons Farm brewery tour?
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Yes, but it is separate. Hawkstone runs its own brewery tour and tasting: about two hours, £24, for over-18s, booked on the brewery website. The Clarkson tours stop at the Hawkstone tap yard or taproom; none includes the brewery tour.
Can I visit the Farmer's Dog pub on a tour?
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Three of the four tours stop at the Farmer's Dog near Burford: the mini coach, the local-host tour and the private car. None includes a table. Restaurant tables are released on the 1st of each month; the tent and the bar take walk-ins. The pub is closed on Mondays.
Is Diddly Squat open in winter?
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The shop lists the same hours all year, Tuesday to Sunday 09:30–16:30 including bank holidays. It has closed for spells in past winters, so check its website before a winter trip. Wet weather turns the overflow field to mud, and the shop advises 4x4s only there.
Which tour visits the most places from the show?
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The mini-coach tour: 8 of 8. The local-host tour and the private day from London reach 4 each, and the private car reaches 2: Diddly Squat and the Farmer's Dog.
Do tours queue at Diddly Squat?
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The mini coach makes a photo and snack stop and doesn't join the queue. The private car gives you about an hour there, so you can queue and go in. On the local-host tour and the private day, time at the shop varies with the day.
Is the shop open on Mondays?
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No. Diddly Squat is closed every Monday. It opens Tuesday to Sunday, 09:30 to 16:30, including bank holidays. The Farmer's Dog is also closed on Mondays.
Can I do a tour from London?
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Yes. The mini coach has a nine-hour London option at £116 per person from 08:00. Or take the direct train to Moreton-in-Marsh and join the four-hour tour at 14:00 for £62: about £90 in all with advance fares.
How do I get to Diddly Squat without a car?
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Take the train from Oxford to Charlbury, walk ten minutes to the stop, then the X9 bus towards Chipping Norton to the farm shop. About £20.40 return from Oxford; buses are infrequent, so check the times first.
Can children go on the tours?
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The mini-coach tour is not for children under 5. The private car does not take non-folding strollers. The other tours set their own rules on the listing.
Is food included?
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No tour includes food or drinks. The shop café serves food until 15:00, and the private day has an optional pub lunch at the Kingham Plough at your own cost.
Can I cancel?
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All four tours allow free cancellation up to 24 hours before the start, and all four let you reserve now and pay later.
When is the best time to visit Clarksons Farm?
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Tuesday to Thursday for the 09:30 opening, outside the weeks after a new series. Sunny weekends in May and June bring the longest queues of the year.
